"Listeners, there is someone knocking on my station door, which must mean Carlos? Carlos, is that you?"

Welcome to Night Vale

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"And what are we, Night Vale, without darkness? Without shadows? And without secrets?"

Welcome to Night Vale

Episode 49 - Old Oak Doors Part A

"Listeners, if John and Maureen are back, then that must mean that the doors are working again and this is fantastic news. I am now receiving reports that the rumbling is growing louder. And people are saying that they can feel it in their feet, and in their teeth, and they are becoming forgetful and objects are becoming transparent. The darkness of Night Vale is washing away."

Welcome to Night Vale

Episode 49 - Old Oak Doors Part A

"Beware the unraveling of all things, and support your local farmers."

John Peters, You Know, The Farmer

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And not only did it make me blink out of reality, but you didn’t even WANT it when I brought it! Do you even know the mortality rate of your internship program?

» I’m not terribly sure what you mean.

Chad, Jerry, Leland, Rob, Brad, Stacy, Richard, Paolo, Dylan, Vithya, Ziv - d’you know what they all have in common?

» Umm they all got great training for a future career in radio?

No! No, that’s not it at all. They’re–

» Oh, excuse me. Speaking of interns, Intern Jeremy had a recent run-in with the scorpions in the break room, and will be missed.

"

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"Listen to me, you monster! I got you coffee, and I made mimeographs, and I sang sea shanties to the ants every single day. I even copy edited your Jaws slash fic even though that wasn’t in the job description! I did! And then one day, “Oh, get me some orange juice, Maureen! I mean, I won’t’ even tell you how it’s making people blink in and out of existence!”"

Maureen

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"

Awww, well, I just stopped by to tell you that we have seen the rumbling in the desert. We have heard the bright light entering Night Vale. Cecil, that light it is the great glowing coils of the universe unwinding. It is the unraveling of all things. It is a Smiling God of terrible power.

I was in 4H club in high school, I’m a farmer – you know – uh, you learn all this kind of stuff in 4H, seemed obvious.

"

John Peters, You Know, The Farmer?

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